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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled? His toga size went from L to XL."
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"If a cop sees a black guy crossing the street and a white guy robbing an old lady, who does he shot first? The thief because first duty then plesure"
"And the genius told me ""Do you want a big dick or a good memory ?"" Ho ! What did I choose ? I don't remember."
"So there are these two fish in a tank... One of them says to the other, ""I'll drive, you man the guns""."
"How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows it hasn't happened yet."
"What's the proper salutation to use when writing a resignation letter to your children?"
"Dang girl. Are you a werewolf... Cause I'm lycan what I see."
"What do you call old, expired Neosporin? Paleosporin"
"Light a man a fire... Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life. (I know it's a repost, but I've never seen the play on words, shame)"
"Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."