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Joke of the Day

"Dang girl. Are you a werewolf... Cause I'm lycan what I see."

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"What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend? Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her."
"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? Decalfeinated"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!"
"Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I have to go to work. I'll be back later."
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"I pay a monthly membership fee that lets me think about going to a gym."
"What people travel the most? Romans."
"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: a left ear, a right ear and a front-ear"