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Joke of the Day
"China has a great wall..... and guess what? No Mexicans!"
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"Why was the baseball player arrested? He was involved in a hit-and-run."
"So I got asked if I wanted a threesome... I said no thanks, if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents."
"Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally? He was trying to hold the door"
"What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!"
"Jon Snow is an idiot He should've just given their watch back when they asked."
"2005: We want cell phones to be so tiny 2015: We want cell phones the size of the big rib from the Flintstones intro that tips the car over"
"What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ""quickie"", only you do it yourself."
"*googles murder tips *adds ""asking for a friend"" at the end of each search They won't be able to prove a thing! *evil cackles"
"My Mother in Law fell down a wishing well I was amazed. I never knew they worked."