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Joke of the Day
"China has a great wall..... and guess what? No Mexicans!"
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"Interviewer: Have you worked in a fertility clinic before? Me: No [nervous because it's my 1st interview] Me: But I used to be an embryo"
"An old one. What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile."
"A man lovingly told his fiance ""I don't have a big house or a yacht like my friend, Harry, but I will love you forever."" She replied, ""Oh, yeah. I love you too. Now, who's this Harry?!"""
"What do you call a woman who obsesses over learning about sex? An info-maniac."
"Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety."
"[Joker has Robin tied up] ""If you want to see the Boy Wonder alive, come to the old-"" ""Nope. Also he's allergic to peanuts. Like real bad."""
"What do potheads do when they see a fire? Stop, drop, and roll"
"What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted? TMI Burton."
"What's the best wood to make a golf club out of? Taiga Wood"