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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: Have you worked in a fertility clinic before? Me: No [nervous because it's my 1st interview] Me: But I used to be an embryo"

"My son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong. Imagine, at 9, being so ready for marriage."

"I like my women like I like my cigars. Cuban, shipped in bulk and 7 years old."

"I went to see a Doctor today and apparently I'm a Paranoid racist!?! Well he didn't say anything actually.....But i knew the Black Cunt was thinking it."

"What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat."

"Ben Carson is the best sleep walker ever Sometimes he wakes up and finds out he's standing on Republican presidential debate stage."

"Irony Jokes Won't it be Irony to Die in a Living Room"

"How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer"

"I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid"

"Why did the blind Jew hate driving in Germany? When it came to speed bumps, he did nazi them coming"