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Joke of the Day

"What do potheads do when they see a fire? Stop, drop, and roll"

"My Asian girlfriend told me there's nothing wrong with having a little penis. I still wish she didn't have one, though..."

"a friend took Exlax and viagra at the same time... .. he didnt know if he was coming or going."

"Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles."

"What did Russell Crowe say when he found out that his ex-wife was eaten by a cannibal? I'm gladiator."

"Never reach into a girl's purse. Anything could be inside, a bear could be in there. You just don't know."

"When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan."

"Girl, you be the British and I'll be Paul Revere.... I'll be riding and you'll be coming."

"Why did hitlers aircraft preform so badly after the invasion of russia? because they were stalin'"

"What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A light house."