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Joke of the Day

"A man lovingly told his fiance ""I don't have a big house or a yacht like my friend, Harry, but I will love you forever."" She replied, ""Oh, yeah. I love you too. Now, who's this Harry?!"""

"What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt."

"What goes in dry, but comes out hard and wet? A Teabag."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender"

"Another knock knock joke I can tell knock knock jokes to my dog because when I say ""Knock, knock."" He starts barking and runs to the door... Stupid dog ! There's never anyone !!!"

"What do Angels fans and gay men both have in common? They both love Pujols"

"Me: Siri, what is happiness? Siri: [in Batman voice] You will never know."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid good money for a lentil on my chest. ( credit to the guy who told this on tv Fri night )"

"SOCIAL MEDIA GROUPS For how small springfield is, it has a lot of social media groups... Which one do you like/hate? 217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild"

"What do... A grape and a bunny rabbit have in common? They're both purple. Except for the bunny rabbit."