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Joke of the Day

"What is a Pirates favorite letter. You think it be RRRRRRRR but it be the C!"

"So many boys, such little minds. "

"My therapist told me ""time heals all wounds"", So I stabbed him. Now we wait..."

"What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease? Ma'lady"

"Last week, I went to my doctor and told him I was constipated. He told me I was full of shit."

"If we're going to do racist jokes How's a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Sorry if repost"

"What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery? Give me one more chants!"

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head. That was on South Park last night and made me lose it."

"[Spelling bee, to clench victory] ""O,P... (hesitates) A,W,E,S,O,M,E."" Judges? (Opossum judges whispering for a bit) Correct."