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Joke of the Day
"What's the best wood to make a golf club out of? Taiga Wood"
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"I got a call at work telling me my daughter missed period number 3. When I woke up in the ambulance it turns out it was the school calling."
"Thanks iPhone autocorrect, I'm sure my dad wanted to know that I miss going on our weekend fisting trips."
"[hell] Satan: Everybody get online & read stuff that makes you mad for eternity Guy next to me: Nooooo Me: I trained my whole life for this"
"What's the difference between a man and a woman? A vas deferens."
"Kmart always smells like if Walmart was found dead in its apartment after three days."
"Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second ""I think we're doing this joke wrong""."
"Who was the best prostitute in history? Ms.Packman, for 25 cents she'd swallow balls til she died."
"Dating black girls is the best When you go over to their house, you never have to worry about meeting their dads"
"I've discovered the best way to get attention is to sit on the coffee table and meow loudly."