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Joke of the Day

"I'm what you might call 'internet pretty', meaning I'm really your dad."

"How long does it take to eat a tire? *A Goodyear*"

"Did you hear the one about the invisible knife? I couldn't see the point!"

"Q: How did the pig get to the hospital? A: In a hambulance."

"I just got fired from my noose making job :( I was there for several months, but I just couldn't get the hang of it."

"I miss the good ol' days, when no one had a clue what 'gluten' was."

"Did you hear the one about Dorian Gray's stool sample? That shit NEVER gets old."

"What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter? Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system"

"I went to the library and asked for a book on rohypnol. That's the last thing I remember."

"I was gonna make a sodium joke but... Na"