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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cow tip over? Excellent service."
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"Raheem is a Pakistani orphan boy who has to walk 5 miles to reach his school.. but with your help of a few pennies a month..we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run."
"Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself: ""Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"""
"Did you hear about that new broom? It's sweeping the nation!"
"So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already."
"What did the jew post to the nazi subreddit? r/roastme"
"My 11 year old cousin just told me this knee-slapper What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? ""Damn"""
"FRIEND: What's your type? ME: In guys or in blood?"
"What kind of gun does a firefighter have? A water gun."
"Working on a new type of martial arts that involves taking money from Hispanics.. called TakeJuan'sDough."