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Joke of the Day

"Me: You're gorgeous Her: OMG that is so sweet, c'mere *I walk right past her & start french kissing her collection of scented candles*"

"What is a printer's favorite Village People song? YMCK"

"An Emo and a leaf fall from a tree, Who hits the ground first? the leaf, the rope stops the emo"

"Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I ""NEED"" you!"

"Men are like curling irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair."

"what do goats and humans have in common? Their kids are nice and tender."

"What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !"

"What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore"

"Everyone should know at least how to fish... So everyone needs learn to be a master baiter."

"Why is the symbols row of my keyboard swearing at me"