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Joke of the Day

"That picture of yourself that you hate now will look better than the best possible picture of you in five years."

"What's a cats favorite color? Puuuuurple."

"Bernie Sanders was going to do a parody of Trump's slogan for his campaign but ""Make America Bern Again"" didn't go over well with marketing."

"What do you call a three legged cow? Lean Beef. What do you call a two legged cow? Your mom."

"What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library? Overdue"

"One of my favorite hockey jokes Son: Dad, what's the playoffs? Father: I don't know son, were maple leaf fans."

"Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!"

"What is the difference between Trump supporters and everyone else? Trump supporters vote"

"The biggest thing I've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father."

"Why do Jews only read the Old Testament? Because they're too cheap to buy the new! *ba-dum-tss*"