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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a three legged cow? Lean Beef. What do you call a two legged cow? Your mom."

"Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get."

"*[At the dinner table]* ""No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"""

"When it comes to sex. No means yes. and yes? that means anal."

"Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland? Because it's a Finnish hymn."

"How can you tell if a duck has soul? If it's bill withers!"

"PornHub recently had videos featuring Chyna on the front page and I decided to check some of them out... ...they weren't the finishing move I was looking for."

"SMS codes for seniors: BTW - Bring the Wheelchair FWIW - Forgot Where I Was LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again"

"If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car... Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!"

"I saw three sapiens washing each the other day No homo"