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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Trump supporters and everyone else? Trump supporters vote"

"What's the cheapest form of birth control? Casey Anthony"

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"Her: You're all sweaty. Where have you been? *Flash back to an hour long struggle of me trying to separate 2 shopping carts* Me: The gym."

"What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars."

"My boss asked me to fix the plug on his lamp... I simply refused."

"My Mexican friend was babbling hysterically but I just couldn't understand his panic."

"[Date] Me: You're a scientist? Him: Yeah M: You like chemistry? H: M: Wanna get in my genes? H: M: *slow winks* H: Are you having a stroke?"

"Shouldn't all ghosts be naked?? It's not like your clothes die too..."