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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews only read the Old Testament? Because they're too cheap to buy the new! *ba-dum-tss*"

"Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before"

"""I can't understand a word he says"" A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name? A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says."

"Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it."

"Still in love with various hypothetical women."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Mainly, the taste."

"My last relationship was a Forest Gump I was retarded and she was a whore"

"I wanna work for a company where if you pass the drug test you get fired."

"What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line? I'm the wiener!"

"Women would save a lot of money on beauty products if they ever realized they have a vagina."