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Joke of the Day

"Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!"

"What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!"

"I swear to god if I ever see a car exploding I'm going to walk away from it in slow-mo and hope that somebody is filming it on their iPhone."

"How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian? Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented"

"Calling someone ""exotic looking"" is a polite way to say, ""I might be a little bit racist but I'd love to see you naked."""

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"

"What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? He died in his teepee"

"What did 0 say to 8 ? Nice belt"

"What's an advantage of being Swiss? The flag is a big plus."

"""Papa who was Hamlet?"" ""You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."""