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Joke of the Day

"Why can't silverware go on good road trips? Because every time they set out, they eventually come to a fork in the road."

"Do not use ""Whoomp! There it is!"" unless it actually is there."

"How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time."

"If any of my jokes or status have offended you, I am truly sorry......... that you're such a pu$$y......."

"Joke. What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? ......Claude!"

"David Cameron Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked ""what is your favourite cut?"", David replied, ""the public sector""."

"Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay-gulls."

"To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all."

"It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars."

"Do you know what I miss about my childhood? Not caring about spelling and chocolate milf"