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Joke of the Day

"Some day, Canada will take over the world. And then we'll all be sorry."

"i still remember the disappointment when i learned that ""diuretic"" doesn't mean ""gives you diarrhea."" (it was 20 minutes ago)"

"Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year. Like most jokes on this thread this is stolen, not being a shitcunt and taking credit..."

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Use lubricant."

"You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish."

"What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."

"Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team"

"I wish I was black I'll never be the first anything now."

"What do you call a Mustard Competition? A Compe*Dijon*"

"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"