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Joke of the Day
"Why are London buses red? Because they have to come every 10 minutes"
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"What do you call fireworks that don't work? Fireunemployed."
"My favorite book to read on the toilet is ""The Shining."" It scares the shit outta me."
"So an Irishman walks into a pub... What else is new?"
"Was gonna' make a long joke about gastrointestinal problems but, I digest."
"Teacher One day our country will be corruption Free tells which tense is it? Student .Tense Impossible"
"Two cows are standing around talking... ""Hey, have you been following the news? All this mad cow disease going around is scary!"" ""Yeah! Thank god we're elephants."""
"*E=mcHammer *when E is a constant variable that can't be touched"
"A fun thing to do is comment ""that ain't the girl you were with at the bar the other night"" on all my married friends Facebook family photos"
"Synonym is an antonym for antonym, but antonym is not a synonym for synonym. And I'm not even high or anything."