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Joke of the Day

"Please, call me Seahorse. Mr. Seahorse was my mother."

"There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator Only a fraction of people will get this."

"Behemoth? No. Hebebutterfly."

"A lion offspring asked his dad ""What is a world series?"" ""I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"""

"Where does Putin negotiate? The Crimea River"

"Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie."

"It's that time of year when it gets *just* cold enough to draw dicks on people's car windows."

"Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity."

"I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos"