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Joke of the Day
"Just another day in Portland Oregon http://i.imgur.com/JL86MY3.png"
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"A man goes to a psychiatrist ""Doctor, I don't know what to do. My wife thinks she's a piano."" Doctor says ""Well, bring her in."" ""Are you *nuts*? Do you know what it costs to move a piano?"""
"What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!"
"TOO MUCH PROTEIN? No whey mate"
"A priest asked a convicted murderer at the electric chair: ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replied the murderer ""will you please hold my hand?"""
"Sally Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (Reader says who's there) Not Sally."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Con ! Con who? Con unhinged !"
"I was in the gym. ""1,2,3,4,"" counted my personal trainer, as I panted. ""Come on,"" he added, ""Now we've got you down the stairs, we can do a workout!"""
"Sometimes I'll take such a good picture of someone I'm like ""this is definitely making it into the slide show at their funeral."""
"Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide, one Keith Richards suspected. It seems two Byrds were killed by one Stone."