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Joke of the Day

"Sally Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (Reader says who's there) Not Sally."

"I don't like my doctor who was incredibly offensive today... ... All I asked her was how I was supposed to take the suppositories she prescribed."

"Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa? Too many Cheetahs."

"Trump is too politically incorrect, Hillary is too politically correct Yet they're both incorrect for politics"

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me CRUCIO!"

"What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave? Namaste"

"You're so fat, you could sell shade."

"Twitter addiction A man goes to his doctor and says: -Doctor, I think i am addicted to Twitter. -Eh,sorry...I don't follow you."

"If you were a stand-up comic, and you're doing a show for a family at a funeral. What would you're opening line be? Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!"

"Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I think to myself Come on, you're bigger than that."