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Joke of the Day
"What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!"
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"What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon."
"Mirror salesman... Now there is a job I could see myself doing."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"
"I used to date a girl called Anna Ward She was a trophy girlfriend."
"I went out for dinner tonight... ...and they tried to charge me for salt and pepper! I thought it was condimentary."
"Words hurt The other day an N-word hit me over the head with a tire iron."
"Why do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels"
"i think of my nipples as an umlaut that makes my beer gut more sophisticated"
"I'm addicted to poverty If my bank account has money in it I suffer withdrawal."