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Joke of the Day

"Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide, one Keith Richards suspected. It seems two Byrds were killed by one Stone."

"When's the improper fraction helpline open? 24/7"

"(calling) 'Hey Boss, what's the difference between work and your daughter?' 'I'm not coming into work today'"

"What do you call a redhead who identifies as the opposite sex? Transginger."

"A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul."

"What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim? ""Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"""

"Babies for dinner What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage!"

"Three men walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks. edit: grammar"

"Hungover? Hydrate. Depressed? Hydrate. Want to make a good first impression on others? Hydrate."

"I've compiled a list of famous athletes who have spent time in prison. It's a pros and cons list."