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Joke of the Day
"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"
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"How do you know that your girlfriend has been cheating on you with a black guy? When she takes the tampon out and all of the cotton's gone"
"I DO help with the laundry. My wife just doesn't understand. I wear the same jeans for like two weeks straight."
"Midgets wouldn't creep me out nearly as much if they were autotuned."
"I can't believe Earth is 2017 years old! ...plus a couple billion years..."
"Did you see the joke on Reddit about fixing the telephone pole? It was a repost"
"What are the most racist jokes you know? There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs."
"This woman walked into a bar... and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave it to her."
"I just watched a movie following a black man in a zombie apocalypse. It was the shortest movie I've ever watched."
"What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road? Rust-in-peace."