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Joke of the Day
"I don't get why kids hate me... ... I mean the sex isn't that bad."
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"""International Women's Day......Cause it's not like you want attention on any other day..."""
"*pregnant wife wakes up* I think my water broke *I hide the Kool-Aid packet and water jug I spilled in bed* Let's go to the hospital"
"What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant."
"Why did the guitar player get arrested He was fingering a minor"
"Two thieves were caught with a load of stolen batteries and fireworks... ...one of them was charged, and the other was let off."
"Most of the lies I tell aren't even true."
"Did you know a falling cat ALWAYS lands in a single person's apartment?"
"A nurse goes to sign a discharge form and pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket. 'Oh great, some arsehole's got my pen.'"
"Last night, I was sitting next to a hot girl at the bar... ...and all I could think was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection..."" But she did."