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Joke of the Day

"I invented a new sex position called ""The Donald"" You grab her by the pussy and fling her over a wall."

"Balls... What do you call it when your balls are in the street? It's Cul de sac!"

"How do you know adam and eve weren't black ? Ever try to take a rib from a nigger ?"

"I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar."

"It doesn't matter how much you move the envelope It'll still be stationary."

"How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends? ""Meet Patty"""

"A slang word for player is playa. Playa means beach. Beach sounds like bitch. Bitch ends like sandwich. Now I'm hungry and confused."

"Me: My friend really likes you. Her: I'm a lesbian. Me: Ah ok... Her: ... Me: ... Her: ... Me: So... What part of Lesbia are you from?"

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing. He just let out a little wine."

"Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites? New Jersey picked first."