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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend has lost all feeling from her waist down.... what an insensitive cunt."
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"Its so awkward meeting new people. Especially when they go in for a handshake and you go in for an open-mouth kiss."
"So I go to the shops to get some food... This motherfucker behind the counter takes my money. That's thievery."
"We need more women in science! said the feminist gender studies student..."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"
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