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Joke of the Day

"What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test? Drool"

"Did you hear about the new Kanye track? Its the one about the lesbians riding three wheeled bicycles on a naturally occuring water dam? Its just dykes on trikes on dikes."

"Waiter waiter does the pianist play requests? Yes sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal."

"Does Robbie Williams like decimals and percentages? No, he's loving angles instead."

"What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck."

"My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex. Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer."

"I'm currently between relationships. The couple on my right are kissing and I think the couple on my left are about to start doing it."

"Being an assassin would be so cool People would kill to have that job"

"Miss France just won Miss Universe The French finally won something."