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"World Peace."
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"How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic? Because Americans use imperial unit system."
"What is the most useless superpower? America."
"My N'Sync tattoo? I got it to remind me not to make impulsive decisions based on fleeting trends that I'd regret for the rest of my life."
"Clearly cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."
"Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her."
"Why didn't Edward get on the plane? Cause it was snowed-in."
"If I had a dollar for every time someone calls me a racist I'd have $0.60."
"Ughh...7 more hours till I can go home. Oh, sorry, my Canadian friends...7 more Kilometers till I can go home. Or is it liters?"