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Joke of the Day

"I'm currently between relationships. The couple on my right are kissing and I think the couple on my left are about to start doing it."

"[OC] A cold bear Did you know that when a bear gets cold it loses control of its vowels and becomes a brrrr?"

"At the Karma Cafe, there is no menu you get what you deserve"

"It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found"

"Hey, women that breastfeed in public... What's with you not winking back?"

"I'm doing 'Angry Yoga' tonight. It's just lying on a mat and drinking a bottle of wine as I shout at my thighs."

"Every female knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks ""So when we gonna chill?"""

"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"

"Nothing beats the last 30 seconds of a close basketball game. They should just make all games 30 seconds long."

"Your love life"