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Joke of the Day

"Miss France just won Miss Universe The French finally won something."

"Once I walked across a road when the light was red. I felt so bad I went back and waited for the light to turn green."

"Love, ethnic food, & the end of the world. What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world? El Taco Lips."

"In retrospect, the kidnapping was going according to plan until I blew my nose on the rag I'd soaked with chloroform."

"Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career."

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died today. There will be no coffin at his funeral."

"I'm a chick magnet I repel."

"Alright guys, hit me with your best American joke. I'm an American and I need my ego checked. Ready, GO!"

"Did you hear about the pathological liar who went to see the doctor for constipation? He was full of shit"

"PERSONAL TRAINER: How's your nutrition? ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse."