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Joke of the Day

"Waiter waiter does the pianist play requests? Yes sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal."

"I Ejaculated 6 Feet Earlier. Which is weird, as I usually ejaculate semen."

"For a long time I thought I was Jewish. But it turned out to be psychosemitic."

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."

"Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !"

"I really like some metamorphic rocks... They're the schist!"

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines"

"How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'? Four. O, double-u and e."

"What cooks better than women? Jews."

"I saw a unicorn today. Okay fine, I saw a girl who ate her food without Instagramming it first. Same thing."