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Joke of the Day

"I went to a Native American barber, but I wouldn't recommend him. I got an uneven haircut, and Apache shave."

"I once swallowed two separate strings and they came out of my ass tied together. I shit you knot."

"Whenever I see someone with a non-reusable water bottle I get a gun and shoot a nearby animal and say ""you did that"""

"What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say? ""Worst gangbang ever"""

"I will never forgive the nazis for what they did to my grandfather He worked 8 years on the guard tower with out a single promotion"

"What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet? Pupvotes"

"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......"

"What do gay cow's eat? Hayyyyyyy"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *chokes*"

"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tutor (tooter) Heard it from a guy on the street selling newspapers in front of the art institute in chicago."