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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I see someone with a non-reusable water bottle I get a gun and shoot a nearby animal and say ""you did that"""

"Show me your weirdest gif I want to laugh. Bonus points for ones that I've never seen before"

"If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic."

"What did the Mod say to OP? [deleted]"

"if you ask a veteran if they've killed anyone and they say they don't like to talk about it, that means no"

"I'm a theist I would be atheist, but I left a space for God."

"""Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""

"I know the best way to get downvoted. I'll tell you if someone gives me gold!"

"Misery loves company, and apparently that's why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend."

"[guy jokingly refers to america as 'murica, everyone starts applauding; I basically hork up a damn lung from laughing my shit off so hard]"