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Joke of the Day

"Some people think filling animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge. Whatever floats your goat."

"I got kicked out of the hospital tonight. Apparently the sign ""Stroke Patients Here"" meant something different."

"When a South African tells me they really love math I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict"

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard."

"Why aren't PhDs real doctors? Because real doctors have cures."

"Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream? He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!"

"I like my women just like Apple... Manafactured in China."

"My pooch found a great TV show for us to watch Dogter Who"

"Doctor doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live! Be with you in a minute"

"""SMH, SMH, SMH, hi, SMH, SMH"" (a text message from Muhammad Ali)"