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Joke of the Day

"In an interview: ""How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?"" ""I Excel at it."" ""Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir?"" ""Word."" Edit: thanks u/Steve_Jobs_iGhost"

"A man pickpockets a random person and steals her credit card as the man walks off with the card, he says to himself 'hasta la visa'."

"Mosquitoes use a numbing agent so we feel no pain from their bites. This is one easy way to tell if you were bitten by a mosquito or a shark"

"Watching a cooking show when ""We believe this was the last dish they served on the Titanic on that fateful day"" I bet that went down well."

"A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe."

"What's the best part of a boxer's joke? The punch line Found in BL magazine"

"What do you call a hooker in winter? A snowblower."

"Did you see the joke written on recycled paper? It was tearable"

"What do dyslexic zombies eat? BRIANS!! Everyone else is safe"

"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"