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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part of a boxer's joke? The punch line Found in BL magazine"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower, those who don't, and those who didn't realize this joke was in trinary."

"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mom jumped on one back in 1972."

"6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous."

"I'm black, and I really hate it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. I guess some old habits never die... White man always leavin' me hanging"

"Why are campers so predictable? You know they're in tents."

"If I was a stripper my name would be medusa Because I'll make you rock hard ;)"

"I hope the friends that haven't called me in a while know how much I appreciate that."

"""I love you. I love you. Pay attention to me. I love you. Ok I'm fed now. I HATE YOU DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!"" - Cats"

"What's the difference between a whore and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after it's slapped"