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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker in winter? A snowblower."
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"*someone hands me a baby* Oh... no thank you *places baby on the ground*"
"Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton? It didn't get much of a reaction. ^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now"
"A mushroom walks into a bar... A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""whoa there, little guy! Didn't you see the sign? No mushrooms allowed!"" The mushroom says ""why not?! I'm a fun guy!"""
"How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem? Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V"
"25 more pounds to lose and I'll be ready to be seen at my gym."
"Eminem's ""8 Mile"" wasn't very well received in Canada I guess the title ""12.8748 Kilometer"" just isn't as catchy."
"So I heard Rolf Harris got 5 years, 9 months... His favourite"
"[Barber gets out a small mirror to show an owl the back of its head] Owl: No I got it *rotates* Owl: Wait where'd it- *rotates* Owl: Ok help"
"Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery? Because he was inuit to win it"