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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker in winter? A snowblower."
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"I'd be super bummed if my Prince Charming rode in on a white horse because you'd think he could at least afford a Kia"
"Why do political yes-men use so much Raid? Because they're sycophants!"
"Once I came across a bridge that was half concrete and half covered in asphalt It was a real hybridge."
"Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind."
"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather.... ... Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker hop in"
"VIAGRA BASAL SPRAY VIAGRA ANNOUNCED A NASAL SPRAY VERSION. WILL THAT TURN GUYS INTO DICKHEADS"
"My sex life is like a Ferrari! I don't have a Ferrari."
"Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack. - OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY"