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Joke of the Day

"Watching a cooking show when ""We believe this was the last dish they served on the Titanic on that fateful day"" I bet that went down well."

"I figured out Inception, guys. The whole thing was really a movie."

"My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex. So I dumped her."

"What does a man with one leg wear to the beach? Flop."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute after their session? ""Keep the tip."""

"What do you do when a bird shits on your windshield? Don't take her on a second date."

"Why is sex like snow? Because you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.."

"What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend? No new messages."

"All my coworkers are having fruit breaks. I didn't bring a fruit, so I'll just go hang with the gay guy in the reception."

"How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate? You pay a buccaneer."