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Joke of the Day

"A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe."

"Why didn't the vegan gamble at the meat raffle? Didn't want a brisket"

"Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other, it's given me another reason to stare at their tits."

"Why don't Amish people water ski? Because their horses would drown."

"I asked a refugee: ""How did you get out of Iraq?"" He answered: ""Iran"""

"95% of dentists recommend teeth."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."

"Did you know that too much Viagra can also make you confused? Yeah - it happened to this stand-up comic - he told the room ... Thank you very much, I 'll be hard all week ..."

"Have you ever heard of the similarities between a choo choo tran and a brthday? Neither have i"

"What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"