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Joke of the Day

"I miss the days if you were angry while on the phone, you could slam it down without costing $400!"

"What did the suicide bombing instructor say to his students? ""Pay attention. I'm only going to show this to you once."""

"What's the best way to stop a German train? *Axe* them nicely."

"A Dirty Limerick (NSFW) There once was a girl named Betty, That said that she loved confetti, So I shot my man-goo, Through a fan where it blew, And sprayed her white as a yeti"

"TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree, drinking water is good for children The tenth doctor is Dr. Pepper"

"What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch? Water Polio"

"Why couldn't the Mexican go hunting? Because he didn't habanero!"

"19 and 20 had a fight. 21."

"I broke my arm when I was a kid, my Dad carried me ten miles to the hospital, he has cancer, so that's why my tattoo is hot nurse. -LA Ink."

"Kardashian How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They just hold it up because the world revolves around them."