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Joke of the Day
"19 and 20 had a fight. 21."
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"My New Year's resolution was to buy a velcro wall So far I'm sticking to it"
"When I misplace something and you say ""where did you have it last"" I feel like you don't know what misplace means."
"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."
"did you hear about the rock and roll fishmonger? they sell skate, mackerel and roe."
",,,,, chameleon Get it? Hooray!"
"A guy asked me what I was doing in the wardrobe. I told him, 'Narnia Business'."
"Give a man a fire, and He'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"What is a rude way of referring to a young homosexual fly? A maggot, of course!"
"Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store."