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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to stop a German train? *Axe* them nicely."
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"Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists."
"""What about flying rats with no poop muscles and scissors for mouths?"" - God creating birds"
"Cop: You doin drugs? ""No"" Cop: Whatya smokin? ""Pot"" Cop: THATS DOING DRUGS ""Ohh I thought you meant like [whispers] having sex with drugs"""
"Wait, so if I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior I get to spend all of eternity with people like Mike Huckabee? Lol. Hard pass."
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."
"A Jew, a Mexican and a colored guy... ...walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the fuck outta here""."
"What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave? Namaste"
"Leonardo Dicaprio must be sad. He only has one Oscar instead of many."
"If you need a loan who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger)."