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Joke of the Day
"You can't run in a campground You can only ran because it's past tents."
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"""It's ok. This is normal for her."" - How my friends explain me to others."
"The first rule of dad club is shut the goddamn door on your way in, we're not trying to heat the whole outdoors here."
"I used to be Irish... Then I became completely full of ire."
"They said Brexit would let us get closer to non-EU countries. They were right, we now have more in common with Zimbabwe than ever before."
"What did they change the name of the gay bar in Orlando to? No Pulse"
"Diamonds are a girl's best friend and an impoverished Sierra Leonean child laborer's worst nightmare."
"Why do japanese have small eye slits? because nuclear explosions are so fucking bright. (i'm going to hell for this)"
"I always get the last word in arguments with my girlfriend. I just say ""Yes ma'am"""
"What do you call a Mexican Aunt? A tor-tia."