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Joke of the Day

"""Hey, How was your Blind date?"" ""Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!""......""What's so terrible about that?"".....""He was the original owner!!!"""

"Men are not sexist Because being sexist is wrong and being wrong is what women do."

"Somewhere in the world, a woman gives birth once a minute. It must suck to be her."

"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" - new york's most hated cab driver"

"Finally goes to open-mic night. gets on stage. bombs so badly gets arrested for terrorism. #BucketListFails"

"Why doesn't god like bacon? Because he isn't real."

"Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers? ze Hoegaarden."

"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... I'd use it to buy some rental properties and try to invest some in the market."

"To the guy that invented the number ""zero""... thanks for nothing."

"It's Kim Kardashian's birthday. Which begs the question, ""What do you get the person who does nothing?"""