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Joke of the Day
"Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature."
Next Joke
"It's weird to sit and not eat, right?"
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them for feminists."
"Never trust someone that wears colored contacts. They've already lied to you."
"Guys, check out this cool trick I learned. Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that."
"What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common? Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared."
"Never eat bear steaks... they're too gristly. (grizzly if you didn't get it)"
"Apparently my hub is a 92 yr old trapped in a younger body. He just referred to you guys as my Pinstagram friends."
"What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday? A legacy scholarship for his second choice school"
"Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first? So the sharks aren't hungry anymore."