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Joke of the Day

"I always think the same thing when I find a Zubat and when I meet a stuck-up woman... I'm not wasting my balls on that!"

"What is the difference between Hitler and a car? A car can finish a race"

"Did you hear about the guy who died after eating chicken? The meat was fowl."

"I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long."

"What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs? A condescending con descending"

"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... Unless you're in prison (I'll see myself out)"

"You guys heard of the movie ""Constipated""? Me neither... I guess it's never coming out."

"What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit? DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry."

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."

"How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room"