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Joke of the Day

"I sat next to a hot girl on bus and thought: Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection. ... ... But she did. :<"

"A filthy dirty joke 4 white horses fell in a mud puddle!"

"What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA? OP delivers."

"*LIGHTHOUSE* BATMAN - You call? L/HOUSE KEEPER - Shit, not again man. I am so sorry. BATMAN - Dead seagull on the light? LK -*Nods*"

"Where can you go to send a soul to heaven? An abortion clinic."

"""I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."" Said the Malaysian shark."

"Fun prank: Tell an English major how ""impactful"" something is."

"Women! Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em or Liam Neeson will find you and kill you."

"What was Pablo Escobar's favourite pool party game? Narco Polo."

"a dating site that matches you with the perfect slice of cheesecake"