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Joke of the Day
"Saw a white guy putting daisies in masa. He was trying to make flower tortillas."
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"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."
"Terminator doesn't google himself he uses Altavista baby."
"What's the difference between a robber and a politician? Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money."
"Hoe do you call a dog that likes to be on the internet. A Labragoogle."
"Nobody expects you to tweet brilliance. Just be yourself, with the occasional intent of bringing shame to your entire family."
"Great Halloween costume idea! I just went through my closet and found my ex's clothes. Does anyone want to be a raging bitch for Halloween?"
"What do you call a nun that works for your company? Nun of your business."
"What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu? One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment."
"What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German."